Looking for a Valentine’s Day gift for a special guy in your life that will last long past Valentine’s day? Or maybe you want a unique gift for the lovely lady in your life, something that has a fun twist to it. Either way, you will want to read on, as I have curated a Valentine’s Day Gift guide full of fun, humorous, and sexy gifts that both men and women will enjoy long past Valentine’s Day!
Now, we all know that Chocolates and flowers are the typical and traditional gift to give on Valentine’s Day. But I have one word for that… BORING. Don’t get me wrong, I like flowers as much as the next person (especially ones that I can plant and enjoy for years) but I hate hate HATE those chocolates that come in the little heart shaped boxes.
First off, they are always stale. Probably because they are manufactured months in advance, shrink wrapped, and then left in a warehouse waiting to become relevant. Second, they taste like artificially flavored wax crap… YUCK.
So unless your guy or gal is into the super traditional gifts for V-day (and I’ll only judge them a little if they are), ditch the fake chocolate and try giving one of these unique gifts designed to highlight your humor, bring you closer together, and spark some sexy chemistry.
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1. Puzzle Piece His & Hers keychain
Feel like you fit together like a weird puzzle piece with the curvy edges? Then this keychain is for you both. Made of stainless steel, and inscribed with ‘His Crazy’ and ‘Her Wierdo’ this keychain will not only last, it will showcase your unique bond to all who see it. Plus, you can recapture that feeling of high school sweethearts when you fit your puzzle pieces together. Aww.
2. Massage Oil Candle by Seaside Naturals
Ever wanted to try wax play but you just haven’t been able to quite get there, mentally? Try this handcrafted massage candle instead! Made from all natural oils and soy wax, with a cotton wick and no dye, this candle not only will smell amazing, but produces a lovely massage oil you can use to rub your lover’s worries away and set the mood. According to the maker “The nutrient rich organic oils contained in our Body Balm Candles will soften, hydrate and rejuvenate the skin leaving it deeply moisturized.”
3. A Sexy Spa Set With A Direct Message.
Want to really pamper them with a whole spa experience, but also want to make it clear what you are going for? Then this is the gift for you! Handcrafted by Badger Face Beauty, this spa set features a massage bar, massage oil, and loofah for a nice pre-game rub-down, and pillow spray “to make the room smell fucking fantastic” according to the maker. With its fun names, and ‘Let’s Fuck’ card, there will be no mistaking your intentions.
4. I love fucking you, I mean I fucking love you mug.
Freudian slip much? If you are both into sexy humor and they love hot drinks, then they will love getting this quirky mug. It pretty much says it all, and I can am assured from a friend whom has received one, it will bring giggles to any recipient.
5.Man Crate Jerky Heart
Just HAVE to give something in a little heart box, but still want something unique? Have a hardcore carnivore for your special guy (or gal)? Man Crates is where it’s at. This one is a personal recommendation, because I have ordered one of these for my guy several years in a row (and I’ve had the pleasure of helping him eat it). It’s a heart box filled with beef jerky samples, and we have yet to find one we don’t like! The only down side is the cost for the size of the jerky, it’s a little pricey for the small bites. However, it makes a statement when it arrives!
6. Serenity in Chains Gift Card
Giving the gift of sexy jewelry is not only totally in line with the Valentine’s day holiday, but it is something that you will both enjoy for years to come. Now, you can go through trying to figure out their size and then choosing a piece you think they will like, or you can grab a gift card and skip all the fuss! Plus, you can totally shop together, choosing a piece that excited both of you, like a nipple chain for her, or something bold and strong for him.